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?why can't i get off this stupid mutant powers theme?

i'm suffering through Neuch, Buddy, Boerckel, and Sheez talking about what stupid heroes they would like to see. it's easily the dumbest conversation i've heard in a while. maybe ever. jordan just walked in and told them to stop talking about it. they want me to include some of them on here. so here you go. don't read this:
The Second-string X-Men::
Listens-to-the-radio-a-little-too-softly man
still-wears-his-letter-jacket-at-age-43 man
morbidly obese man
very hairy man (aka Robin Williams)
guy-that-plays-country-music-out-of-his-body
second-string-All-Star-baseball-player man
mediocre man
guy-who-can-see-through-asbestos-but-nothing-else man
transclucent man
hyper-extension man
Pocket Protector (aka Stereotypical Nerd Man)
impeccable-suit man
Neuch says, "...think: he walks into a room, and everyone is completely frozen. they're like, 'wow...that is a nice suit......there is not one wrinkle in it."
and his arch-nemesis, Always Clashing man
random-comment man (aka Troy Baker)
The Bottomless Stomach
Mr. Character Flaw. "he has the power of making people feel bad about themselves."
Guy-that-has-the-ability-to-ignore-anything-that-is-obviously-stupid-and-would-be-terribly-irritating-to-anyone-else Man (aka Me. ignoring most of this dumb conversation. luckily most of them left, and only Buddy and Neuch are still left. BTW, guy, i still love you. it's okay if you talk about one of the dumbest things i've ever heard. you're still totally awesome in my eyes. now, on the other hand, i wouldn't recommend you have these kind of conversations around just anybody.)

explodingdog.com. it's a much better place than here. go now, and for always. dream of sprockets,