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in reply to all the emails about my friends' new girlfriends...

(21:38:24) me: i'm about to send an email to the fart
(21:38:31) me: aka frat
(21:38:48) Neil Manzullo: oh awesome
(21:38:49) me: about how i'm quitting school and going to Old Mexico
(21:38:50) Neil Manzullo: is it a good email?
(21:38:58) Neil Manzullo: i hope you're not serious
(21:39:08) me: yep
(21:39:10) me: you wish
(21:39:13) me: but i am
(21:39:15) me: SO serious
(21:39:27) Neil Manzullo: i dont believe you
(21:39:52) me: well, fine. you'll just have to read it then
(21:39:58) me: give me 2 minutes

it actually took me about 10 minutes

yeah, so basically you can chalk me up on that girlfriend-ed list. in fact, just chalk me up for 10, because i'm basically the freaking man. with all the gurlz i gotsss, ten's like a conservative estimate. that's like a 4000% increase or something like that for the number of ADELs with at least one or more girlfriends.

well, have a good day.
-bryan.

PS: this weekend on my hitchhiking/solo climbing trip out to Cody, WY, I accidentally visited "Lil' Nephi's Bookstore", was roped into purchasing a book called "Why Would Anyone Want to Join the Mormon Church", barely made it though through an hour of conversation (more like lecture) about how "oh, we like Methodists," (when she asked, I told her I was Methodist because I just had to look around the store to see that they didn't like Baptists) and "you know, really, we believe in God, we believe in Jesus, and we believe in what is called the holy spirit... it's just that some people say we don't believe in this Trinity thing" Then they led me down a secret hallway into a creepy basement, where they baptized me in ritual waters, gave three "spirit wives", and gave me my ceremonial magical underwear.

And all of that is true except for the last part, which, as it turns out, is fictional.

And then in the next store I walked into, this crazy old withered cowboy guy told me when he was in New York (I told him I was from New York State), "it looked like about three thousand garbage trucks had all gotten in a wreck, and that I could have a Mexican poncho for free if I took my pants off and put it on as a skirt. I quickly made an exit from that store.